Eli Roth's Hemlock Grove...r.

     I absolutely could not resist making this.  Hemlock Grover.  Can Eli Roth compete with this level of sheer terror?  I don't think so.
     Anyway, I finally got to see the first episode of Hemlock Grove, and it is pretty good.  Pretty DAMN good.  It's been quite a long time since I've seen a werewolf show that wasn't completely idiotic.  Thank you Mr. Roth for making a good werewolf horror.  This is how they should be handled.  Raw, savage, and brutal.  Only one episode in and you've got me hooked.  I'll be sneaking in episodes whenever I can get the time.


  1. Multiple episodes into this show and I feel like there is no "meat" on the bones of this show. It goes from 0-60 in about 1 episode. The first episode gets you into it then out of no where they are on ridiculous witch hunts. When I watch this it makes me feel like I am watching a very gore filled "ghost writer". ATTENTION SPOILER ALERT TO FOLLOW: How did Peter go from hiding his secret to Roman just straight up calling him out and entering a mom, rich bastard, werewolf 3 way in the matter of 10minutes of on air time? There was far too little substance in the middle.

    P.s. Famke Janssen only decent actor/ress on this show.

    P.p.s Famke is grgeous.

    P.p.p.s The two sherriff daughters make me want to box my own ears with frying pans.

  2. AHAHAHHAHAA! I hope the sheriff's daughters get eaten by a wolf. Slowly, very s-l-o-w-l-y.

    From what I've seen so far, it does feel a bit rushed, so hopefully that gets fixed in the next season.