Michael Bay's Ninja Turtles: Bad News part 295,297,642

     Well, Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles news seems to be getting even more strange as time goes on.  Each new casting addition or rumor feels like another swift kick to my childhood's metaphorical nuts.

     A few days ago, Whoopi Goldberg was spotted near set with a potentially costume concealing jumpsuit.  My guess would be she'd be a gender swapped Baxter Stockman.  Which would be AMAZING if Bay's name wasn't attached to the project.

     With all these questionable going-ons linked with the upcoming TMNT film, I really don't know if my inner child can survive much longer.  All the built up nostalgia, that I spent years cultivating, is being thoroughly beaten out of me.
     Good lord, remember what he did to Soundwave in the 2nd Transformers movie?  It was horrible!  The voice is what made the character, beside the stealth and communications, and he changed it.  Why!?!  It was almost as iconic as Optimus's voice.

     In order to ice my inner-child's crushed nardsack, I'll be replaying some TMNT: The Hyperstone Heist or, more likely, the updated version TMNT: Re-Shelled on PS3 once I finish homework this evening.

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