10.03.2013

Perfect GOP Shutdown Quote From Rep. Marlin Stutzman

     With all the stupid Government shutdown crap being flung around, this one quote seems to be a wonderful example of the childish nature of the current Republican mindset:
“We’re not going to be disrespected,” conservative Rep. Marlin Stutzman, R-Ind., added. “We have to get something out of this. And I don’t know what that even is.”
     I think I know what they'll get- fired.  They should be cut off from their steady streams of cash and be forced to rely on the help from the communities they've been denying it to.

     A mere 4 days in and there's already been admissions that they don't know what they want.  So essentially the House Conservatives, with great resolve and even greater confusion, aren't backing down from this, and they want something in return for it.  But what that "something" is anybody's guess.  It certainly won't be respect at this point- because if they want respect, don't they first have to earn it?
     If they want to act like children, we should treat them as such.


Source [ Washington Examiner ]

10.02.2013

Allie Brosh Has Created a Monster: Menace.

     Miss Brosh has posted another wonderful thing over on her website Hyperbole & a Half about Menace.  She stumbles upon a great insight from childhood and where power can come from.  Sugar and costumes may imbue people with almost supernatural power.  At least for children.

This pic is Miss Brosh's.  And her Copyright Monster's.
 

The Bureau: XCOM Declassified Gets DLC: Hangar 6 R&D

     In a bit of a surprise, 2k Marin has announced the release of The Bureau: XCOM Declassified's first DLC.  Not only do I not recall any previous announcements about DLC, I certainly do NOT recall any announcements about it being an X Box 360 exclusive.


     Set for release on Oct. 8th, next week, Hangar 6 R&D will take place before Agent Carter's entry into The Bureau's organization as a sort of prequel.  In this installment players get to play as the mustachioed Agent DaSilva voluntarily undergoing psychic experimentation at the mysterious Hangar 6.
     DaSilva's machismo will be enhanced with a couple new abilities to play with in Battle Focus, such as "a new series of powers and perks based on his 'plant and trigger' bomb abilities in the level 'Signal from Beyond.'"  We'll also get new weapons including an AK-47 and a "prototype Microwave Gun that cooks enemies from the inside out."


     Here's a snippet from the 2K Blog from Harley White-Wiedow:
     We took this opportunity to create an entirely different kind of player character from Carter, but we focused on keeping that same cool 60s vibe – albeit, the slightly altered vibe of 60s psycho-dynamic experimentation. We did a lot of research on psychic and psychotropic military experiments of the 60s.  We watched lots of videos of soldiers giggling in trees.  We read up on Remote Viewing (a series of government experiments wherein trained soldiers were supposedly able to know things about a subject using only Extra-Sensory Perception – that is, psychically). We stared really, really hard at goats. In short, we generally had a wonderful time gassing DaSilva, and his squad mate Ennis Cole, and putting them through their paces in great big hangars full of military-type "combat sets."
     This sounds quite interesting to me- more immersion in the 1960's psychic experimentation.  If I had an XBox I would give this a go because I really enjoyed The Bureau. (I'll have a larger post on it later)



     Source [ 2K Games ]

10.01.2013

Republicans Shut Down Federal Government... and Make Jokes About It!

     This was something many people saw coming.  Especially since this current batch of House Republicans are more dead-set on doing absolutely nothing than all others that came before.  They only have a 10% approval rating!  Way to go Tea Party.

     Well here is a nice little joke from Marsha Blackburn, Rep. (R) of Tennesse:



"You know, I think you may see a partial shutdown for several days. But Steve [Doocy], people are probably going to realize they can live with a lot less government than what they thought they needed," -Marsha Blackburn (R- TN)

     Must be rough getting more paid vacation time and be in no rush to fix the problems created by not doing your jobs up on those Republican high horses.  Seriously, it's disgusting to know they are getting paid to not work.  The joke is even funnier because she is commenting on us not needing her.
     The GOP shouldn't be allowed back in if this is how they want to play.


The Reason for the shutdown:

     A fellow named Kevin Drum has summed up the reason behind this childish congressional tactic of holding their breath and throwing an extraordinary tantrum:
The Republican Party is bending its entire will, staking its very soul, fighting to its last breath, in service of a crusade to.... 
Make sure that the working poor don't have access to affordable health care. I just thought I'd mention that in plain language, since it seems to get lost in the fog fairly often. But that's it. That's what's happening. They have been driven mad by the thought that rich people will see their taxes go up slightly in order to help non-rich people get decent access to medical care. 
That's a pretty stirring animating principle, no?

     Ezra Klein over at the Washington Post had a similar thing to say:
This is all about stopping a law that increases taxes on rich people and reduces subsidies to private insurers in Medicare in order to help low-income Americans buy health insurance. That's it. That's why the Republican Party might shut down the government and default on the debt.

     As a professional Health Care worker this is frankly disturbing.  The USA is in the upper 30's according to the World Health Org.  Despite John Boehner saying the "U.S. health care system is the best in the world," this is simply not true. 
     Anyone wonder what the one thing all 30-something other countries with better systems have in common is?  It would be universal coverage.  There isn't the overlord insurance companies with a massive incentive to deny any and all coverage possible just to save a buck hovering over people.
     We can spend almost $730 BILLION a year to end lives with military and defense, but we can't ensure the safety and health of citizens?  Staggeringly absurd.

     I generally hate talking about politics, but this is just dumb.  If I don't show up for my job, I get fired.  If I refuse to do my job, I get fired.  In all honesty, these "Government Workers" are huge leeches that need to be cut off.
     They aren't doing their jobs, so they need to be cut off.  We should band together and put in to effect the Warren Buffett method:
"I could end the deficit in five minutes. You just pass a law that says that any time there's a deficit of more than three percent of GDP, all sitting members of Congress are ineligible for re-election. Yeah, yeah, now you've got the incentives in the right place, right? (Laughs)
     Which could be done without congress through means explained on a link here if you care to read it- [ CNBC ]


     And as a nice last touch here is a list of 9 ways congress needs to be punished for their shutdown from The Washington Post.

The Desolation of Smaug Full Trailer and a Hobbit Meme

     Since the new Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug trailer has been released, I might have to say something about it.  We get some Legolas' love life, Bard the Badass Bowman, and Smaug's sultry voice.  Not too shabby at all.  Although I'm still not happy Peter Jackson has turned the smallest book into the bloated new trilogy, I'll see this and enjoy it anyway.  Although I still refuse to buy any of them until the 3rd film is released with a special edition set with ALL the extra features and footage included.  I'm not paying for the same movies 3 times over.


     And because I said I'd make a meme, and don't have access to Photoshop at work, I made an ASCII CSI Miami meme... ok it's CSI Middle Earth.


In the Desolation of Smaug Trailer-

It looks like Bilbo's becoming...

( •_•) 
( •_•)>⌐■-■ 
(⌐■_■)

A Hobbitual liar.

YYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!


     Yes.  I know I'm dumb.  But I hope you laughed anyway.
     ...and I'm still going to pronounce it SMOG, not Smawooooog.

Realistic He-Man Versus Skeletor (The Masters of the Universe) Sculptures

     I was skimming my draft posts and found these neat He-Man and Skeletor Sculptures that a DeviantART-ist EdgePang made.  I really like the idea of Skeletor using a mask to cover his scarred face, thus giving him the skull face, and the very barbarian He-man.  It would be interesting to see some other Masters of the Universe designs by him.  In fact, I'm very curious if he has any other sculpts in the works.
     Click the link below for more pictures.



     Source [ DeviantART ]

9.27.2013

BBC One's Atlantis: A Minotaur and a New Twist...

For some reason, Jason is facing the Minotaur, and not Theseus.

     After being treated to plenty of small teaser images, then to less-than-exciting trailers, tomorrow we'll get to see how the Misfits creator Howard Overman's new show Atlantis will turn out.  I strongly suspect it won't be nearly as brilliant as the original marketers made it out to be.
     Most likely it'll be a cheesey man out of time scenario as the newest trailer hints towards with Jason in the modern era.  Perhaps, with a great trend towards cliche, he'll be in some kind of storm and be washed up on the shores of the mythic and fabled Atlantis.  Then again maybe he is uncovering clues in the present and piecing together a long forgotten story...


     With this mish-mash of Greek myths and fairly poor looking footage, I am not keeping hopes high for this show.  It looks like something that would've been on television in the mid 90's, not even on par with many of the other current BBC shows.  Granted I could be way off, but the trailers aren't making this show look any better.  I will however give it a chance and see if they can prove me wrong.

     BBC One's Atlantis premieres Saturday Sept. 28th at 8:25pm in the U.K. and in the US on Nov. 23rd.

The Last of Us DLC Revealed!


     Naughty Dog has released official details concerning the DLC packs.  Not much information at all concerning the single player campaign add on, but, as I suspected - it'll involve a NEW playable character that ties to the main narrative.

"When we initially talked about the Season Pass we mentioned making our first ever story-driven single player DLC. This is an ambitious story with strong ties into the narrative of The Last of Us. We just wrapped up a long casting process for a new character, and we’re starting our performance capture shoot next week. The single-player DLC is currently planned for release around the December-January timeframe."   -Eric Monacelli [ Naughty Dog- Community Strategist ]

     The first drop of the DLC Season Pass is the Abandoned Territories Map Pack available October 15th.  It'lll include maps of Suburbs, A Bus Depot, and Hometown maps as well as a "stacked bi-level layout" Bookstore map to add a new vertical element.
     The 2nd multiplayer add on will arrive in the first half of 2014, and to make the wait easier- Naughty Dog has added 60 bonus head items (such as a nightmare mask and a pigskin hat) to the DLC multiplayer load for free for all season pass holders.
     The season pass is still available for purchase for $19.99. (a 75% savings)


Source [ Playstation Blog

9.26.2013

Bob's Burgers Gets Renewed a 5th Season!

 
     In a great chunk of delicious news, FOX just ordered another 22 episodes of Bob's Burgers mere days before the Bob's Burgers' 4th season premieres- this Sunday. (September 29th)

     This is great news as I've grown tired of the Seth MacFarlane dominated Sunday lineup.  Don't get me wrong, I love American Dad, and Family Guy has been doing well, but even The Cleveland Show got to be bland really fast.  Too much of the same humor got to be an overdose of the MacFarlane brand comedy.  When it comes down to it, The Simpsons has felt pretty boring these last couple years.

Bob's Burgers is one of those rare finds that just continues to outdo itself, creatively. The show has become a key member of our Sunday Animation Domination family, and we're looking forward to attracting new fans with another season.”  -Kevin Reilly, FOX, Chairman of Entertainment

      It's true, I've Tweeted the crap out of how great the show is. 

Source [ IGN ]

Dumb and Dumber To: Billy in 4C Returns!

     The Farrelly Brothers have Tweeted this image of actor Brady Bluhm, reprising his role as the kid that was sold a duck-tape-fixed headless parakeet from Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and Dumber.


     Harry:  "Petey didn't even have a head!"

     Lloyd:  "Harry, I took care of it..."