I am quite excited to say that this Mortal Kombat has fully renewed my interest in the series. It has no semi 3d environments to worry about, no focus on switching back and forth between fighting styles, no mastering a weapon in addition to normal fighting. It has been brought back to it's roots. Back to what made it popular in the first place. Simply two people beating the crap out of each other in all it's bloody glory.
This game finally brought back the full love I had for it as a 12 year old in the arcades. Back in the summer of 1992 I would mow all the lawns in the neighborhood for money just so I could dump the quarters into another chance at punching someone's face into submission. I even agreed to work at the MN State Fair watching a friend's dad's art stand for coins just to play more. Remembering the first time I got to see the infamous Sub-Zero spine-rip fatality that clinched my love for the game is so nostalgic. Ah, the good ole days.... (sigh)
There are tons of little touches in this that bring back those feelings. Seeing old levels like the "Pit" from MK2 with familiar faces fighting in the back on a second pit platform. I have personally spotted Frost, Kenshi, and a male that looked sort of like Reiko. It's also nice to see how filled out the areas have become. Unfortunately, they have distracted me to the point of losing matches because I'm busy looking at things going on in the distance. The new "Living Forest" is quite beautiful and has many people wandering around or dying in it. Even Smoke is there peeking around like a perv from behind a tree.
(During a few cutscenes I believe I also spotted Bo'Rai Cho, Motaro, and Shinnok.)
Anyway, the creators have taken years of a game that became bloated by additions and weighed down by junk, and cut out most the fat. The main game is a basic "mano a mano" 2 dimensional fighting game, with the additional option of a tag team, where each side gets 2 players to swap in and out with.
For single player there is the choice of Story mode, Challenge Tower, and Arcade Ladder.
Story Mode is a game that takes the player through the various levels and flips around which characters you use at any given time. It's a good way to learn about the characters and what's going on in the game. So near as anyone has ever learned, the story is something like this: In order to successfully invade another realm of the many out there, for whatever reason, a group of delegates must participate in a tournament of death and mutilation. If 10 are won consecutively, you get to come on over and do whatever you please. Usually more death and mutilation. Well, this is the 10th tournament and Raiden has received a vision from his future self about needing to stop the Outworld emperor Shao Khan.
The Story mode is both good for story and learning how to play, and bad because it forces you to play as most everyone without giving you a choice to which character. Small price for a fairly decent story.
The Challenge Tower is 300 challenges that vary from tough to absurdly hilarious. Of course they threw in recognizable old games like "Test Your Might" and "Test your Sight" along with "Test Your Strike and Luck". There is a win without blocking challenge, rounds without being able to jump, fighting without heads or arms, and even kombat with the screen flipped. I personally think the dialog is better than the gameplay on some of these levels- Zombie Goro making gross noises as responses and Mileena's reaction to you not accepting her handmade teddy bear are wonderful.
I personally believe this mode is good because die hard MK enthusiasts will learn new ways of playing and gaining insight into strategy. There's also enough humor and strangeness to keep the play fresh.
Lastly there is the Arcade Ladder. The mode that started it all. Simple, effective, and entertaining. One on one fights in a ladder that gets the typical normal matches, sub-boss, and main boss fights, finishing with an individualized video for your chosen character.
For multiplayer there is the regular one on one, two on two tag team, and a great new King of the Hill mode for online play. King of the hill is nice because you can rate how the others are playing while watching like players in a theater to earn/give "Respect Points". Which means cheapo players that are spamming the crap out of someone may get very low "Respect Points". Whereas a fantastic player that goes easy on someone may get lots of points. All rated by the others in the mode with you. Granted- there will always be players with grudges that will give you a crappy rating no matter how decently you play.
Now to mention some of the downsides. With all that feel-good nostalgia, it brought back with it the horrible aggravation. The computer difficulty is unbelievably cheap. It's one thing to make the AI a little faster and a little stronger, but it's a completely different thing to make it god like.
When I first loaded up I left the difficulty on medium. No big deal, just a guy seeing what he can do without knowing too much in the way of new combos and special moves. The first 3 to 4 matches weren't too awful. I certainly wasn't winning by a landslide, no combos or chained maneuvers. Then out of no where the AI difficulty took on an entirely new mode. God mode. Blocking everything without actually blocking, constant streams of super moves that continue hitting you until you are dead, and 6000 hit combos that take enough damage off your life bar to last the next 17 rounds.
Somehow the "medium" difficulty became "you'll never win." Which is odd because, while not an amazing player, I do fairly well against quite a number of other people in fighting games. What I don't understand is why this would happen now. I get it for a game created to be played in the arcades. It gets into cheap tactics and unfair gameplay to sucker quarters out of people. There was a time I remember playing Mortal Kombat 2 in the arcade and Shao Khan killed me in 4 hits. Four hits. As soon as the word "Fight" popped on screen he hit me with the sledgehammer and did the shoulder ram 3 times before i could even do anything. The next round was roughly the same. Unable to block the moves, i was completely powerless. No contest. I haven't played an MK game in an arcade since.
But... why now? The difficulty level is absurd. So I started a new round, this time on easy. Same thing. About 4 matches in it turned into a match that should be called "Mike Tyson Destroying a Toddler" mode. With a couple of roommates gathered to make sure I wasn't just losing my mind, I tried again.
The AI play skyrockets into insanity- I'd land a 7 hit chained combo that would do mere scratches of damage, the AI would retaliate with a small few hit combo that devastated my life bar. What the heck?!? Even if it was the SAME COMBO, my life bar took excessive damage, and theirs would have nothing gone.
AI opponents became fast enough to recover from being tripped and be returning a punch before I finished the leg sweep. They could have your hand visibly THROUGH their skulls and they wouldn't register as hits. Multiple times direct hits wouldn't phase the AI, but I would be caught in a move I was CLEARLY blocking or nowhere near.
It is extremely infuriating to play against something that is so overpowered it's ridiculous. Take the newly added "X-ray Moves", sure they are meant to do lots of damage but I landed a fully charged one that did roughly 15% damage, the AI retaliated with the same one, through my block and took easily 50% off the life bar. GAH!
It comes down to if you play even remotely well, the difficulty drastically increases to a level that is near invincible. The AI will aquire impossible speed, super-superhuman strength, can block anything with a thought(actual blocking is unnecesary for them), and can hit you with any move, anywhere on the screen. This might be so players don't get cocky. Or it could be because the game's creators are just in love with making the gamers suffer as much as the characters they play as.
While the absurd difficulty growth is a serious issue, and there's a few imbalanced characters, the game is TOTALLY worth playing if you've ever liked Mortal Kombat.
5.20.2011
5.18.2011
Imaginary Friends Art Show!!!
Featuring the art of:
Todd Balthazor, Pat Callahan, Will Dinski, Katy Ellis, Sarah Hedstrand, Danno Klonowski, Pete Lochner, Lisa Luck, Chrysa Otto, Cory Speets and Nicholas Straight.
A limited edition Imaginary Friends mini-comic, drawn by members of the Minnesota Cartoonists Conspiracy, will be for sale the night of the show.
@Infinitea Tea House
2827 Hennepin Ave. S
Minneapolis, MN 55408
(612) 871-3900
My own addition is the writing of a 4 page comic illustrated by the always talanted Nicholas Straight from over at http://nicholasstraight.blogspot.com/
5.10.2011
Crazy Weather Picture 3
Nothing fancy, just insane weather and I decided to take some quick pics.
The other ones were from the parking lot near the gym, and this one I took from my driveway looking East.
Wonderful storms are such a fun time. I really love this stuff.
The other ones were from the parking lot near the gym, and this one I took from my driveway looking East.
Wonderful storms are such a fun time. I really love this stuff.
Crazy Weather Picture 2
Nothing fancy, just insane weather and I decided to take some quick pics. We got one side of the sky all brilliant colors and amazing cloud types, and the other looked like darkness.
3.15.2011
A suggestion for Netflix.
This post was a forgotten draft from 10/05/2010.
As some of you might gather from the image above, I'm a massive movie nerd. For those of you that don't recognize the pic, that is the number of movies(and a few television shows) I've rated on Netflix. I would also like to note, there is a bunch of things they still don't have even listed, such as the cartoon Bionic Six.
When I was young I had horrible insomnia and would just stay up all night, every night, and just watch movies. Sometimes watching whatever crazy movies were on late night television. Occasionally biking up to the rental stores or theaters with a note from the parents saying they don't really give a crap what I see(allowing me entrance to, or rental privileges to obtain, "R" rated movies) to see anything that caught my eye. Which a few times ended up horribly on a few rentals. Luckily the really terrible "Adult" movies were in a back room.
I believe I personally wore out Mr. Movies' copy of Bloodsport. Big Trouble in Little China was seemingly Fox's "Movie of the Week" every other week on Saturdays and I always watched it. Same goes with Predator, which seemed like the alternating week's "Movie of the Week." I've seen it like a bazillion times, and loved it each time.
Then Netflilx came along and I was like, "Why didn't this come along years ago!?" Rental movies mailed to damn near my doorstep?! Amazing! Brilliant!
I only have to walk across the street to obtain a movie!?!
Anyway, sure mailing movies directly to you is quite swift(usually I get one 2 days after most recent has been shipped back), but the downside is that occasionally my movie tastes change during the shipping time, leaving me with a film that I don't really feel like watching. It happens. With enough frequency to warrant this complaint. Maybe I had a bad day and want a Comedy instead of a SciFi adventure or Drama that came in the mail. Tastes can change instantly, I just sent back a movie watched last night. It was one I haven't felt like watching for 2 months. That's no good. Too much time with a single movie I might want to watch some other day.
Then they came out with the streaming movies. Ingenious. I think they should make ALL movies streaming. It would be good for them, because I would pay MORE MONEY per month for the unlimited access to ANY MOVIE I want to watch at any time.
Think of all the money they would save on shipping!?!?!? Increasing monthly payments, AND cutting out shipping. Win-win for them.
Sure the big movie studios would lose a little. But I would pay enough extra to make sure they could still produce films I would watch. A considerable amount of more money for a larger convenience.
Eventually I think all movies will be streamable anyway. Or downloadable for those that wish to get any special features(commentaries, deleted scenes, any bonus stuff). Personally, movies I really enjoy, I'd pay extra for. Not just to get the extra junk on the movies, but to support the film makers.
Netflix could even break the payments for it down into categories. Maybe some people only want old movies and that would be cheapest to buy. For an account with access to newer releases? It would cost a bit more. An account with all the newest movies, and in HD? That would be the most expensive. It doesn't have to be for everyone. Possibly a tailorable, tiered system. I don't know.
Maybe even stream to my phone. That would be ULTRA convenient
A couple of my buddies already have the capability to watch Netflix streaming on their phone, but I still do not. Hopefully soon I may attain this wonderful phone application.
OK Netflix, I can do without the phone app, but make everything you have streamable for those that would like it. If the price is decent, people will pay.
As some of you might gather from the image above, I'm a massive movie nerd. For those of you that don't recognize the pic, that is the number of movies(and a few television shows) I've rated on Netflix. I would also like to note, there is a bunch of things they still don't have even listed, such as the cartoon Bionic Six.
When I was young I had horrible insomnia and would just stay up all night, every night, and just watch movies. Sometimes watching whatever crazy movies were on late night television. Occasionally biking up to the rental stores or theaters with a note from the parents saying they don't really give a crap what I see(allowing me entrance to, or rental privileges to obtain, "R" rated movies) to see anything that caught my eye. Which a few times ended up horribly on a few rentals. Luckily the really terrible "Adult" movies were in a back room.
I believe I personally wore out Mr. Movies' copy of Bloodsport. Big Trouble in Little China was seemingly Fox's "Movie of the Week" every other week on Saturdays and I always watched it. Same goes with Predator, which seemed like the alternating week's "Movie of the Week." I've seen it like a bazillion times, and loved it each time.
Then Netflilx came along and I was like, "Why didn't this come along years ago!?" Rental movies mailed to damn near my doorstep?! Amazing! Brilliant!
I only have to walk across the street to obtain a movie!?!
Anyway, sure mailing movies directly to you is quite swift(usually I get one 2 days after most recent has been shipped back), but the downside is that occasionally my movie tastes change during the shipping time, leaving me with a film that I don't really feel like watching. It happens. With enough frequency to warrant this complaint. Maybe I had a bad day and want a Comedy instead of a SciFi adventure or Drama that came in the mail. Tastes can change instantly, I just sent back a movie watched last night. It was one I haven't felt like watching for 2 months. That's no good. Too much time with a single movie I might want to watch some other day.
Then they came out with the streaming movies. Ingenious. I think they should make ALL movies streaming. It would be good for them, because I would pay MORE MONEY per month for the unlimited access to ANY MOVIE I want to watch at any time.
Think of all the money they would save on shipping!?!?!? Increasing monthly payments, AND cutting out shipping. Win-win for them.
Sure the big movie studios would lose a little. But I would pay enough extra to make sure they could still produce films I would watch. A considerable amount of more money for a larger convenience.
Eventually I think all movies will be streamable anyway. Or downloadable for those that wish to get any special features(commentaries, deleted scenes, any bonus stuff). Personally, movies I really enjoy, I'd pay extra for. Not just to get the extra junk on the movies, but to support the film makers.
Netflix could even break the payments for it down into categories. Maybe some people only want old movies and that would be cheapest to buy. For an account with access to newer releases? It would cost a bit more. An account with all the newest movies, and in HD? That would be the most expensive. It doesn't have to be for everyone. Possibly a tailorable, tiered system. I don't know.
Maybe even stream to my phone. That would be ULTRA convenient
A couple of my buddies already have the capability to watch Netflix streaming on their phone, but I still do not. Hopefully soon I may attain this wonderful phone application.
OK Netflix, I can do without the phone app, but make everything you have streamable for those that would like it. If the price is decent, people will pay.
12.25.2010
Only a single Christmas card finished this year.
Well, I am sad to say I only finished a single card this year. Although there are like 30 sketched out and half finished ones for next year.
So enjoy:
So enjoy:
11.14.2010
Josh News Updates
Hello any readers seeing this.
Quick updates:
1. Here's a fun pic I took at the local Panera bread. It's a mini snowman with food for a face. First snowday here in Minnesota was a big one.
2. I've been working a ton at the hospital, and haven't had a whole lot of extra time.
3. What extra time there has been, I've been using to work on a novella/novel project for Nanowrimo.(http://www.nanowrimo.org/) But even that is getting behind. As of now I have just over 18000 words. May not make the monthly word count of 50,000. Oh well.
3.5. While this may come off as terrible for the Nano project, I've also been working on the scripts or the next big Slugwheel comic project with Nick over at http://www.slugwheel.com/. It's been a while, but we are working on a bunch of mini comics as filler for the site in the meantime.
4. In between all this fun stuff I have been preparing for this year's Christmas/Holiday cards. There is a single one in particular that I am super excited about. I began working on it last year and couldn't get some of it to look right with it's perspective and textures. But if I can get it to work, it will be completely amazing. That said, the digital will be less amazing than the planned printed card, which involves sliding panels and a fold out section. Oh man! SOOOOOO excited!!!
5. I would like to thank whoever is still reading this blog. I haven't been posting nearly as much as I should be. So, dear readers,
Thank you.
Quick updates:
1. Here's a fun pic I took at the local Panera bread. It's a mini snowman with food for a face. First snowday here in Minnesota was a big one.
2. I've been working a ton at the hospital, and haven't had a whole lot of extra time.
3. What extra time there has been, I've been using to work on a novella/novel project for Nanowrimo.(http://www.nanowrimo.org/) But even that is getting behind. As of now I have just over 18000 words. May not make the monthly word count of 50,000. Oh well.
3.5. While this may come off as terrible for the Nano project, I've also been working on the scripts or the next big Slugwheel comic project with Nick over at http://www.slugwheel.com/. It's been a while, but we are working on a bunch of mini comics as filler for the site in the meantime.
4. In between all this fun stuff I have been preparing for this year's Christmas/Holiday cards. There is a single one in particular that I am super excited about. I began working on it last year and couldn't get some of it to look right with it's perspective and textures. But if I can get it to work, it will be completely amazing. That said, the digital will be less amazing than the planned printed card, which involves sliding panels and a fold out section. Oh man! SOOOOOO excited!!!
5. I would like to thank whoever is still reading this blog. I haven't been posting nearly as much as I should be. So, dear readers,
Thank you.
10.04.2010
A Long Night (How I Know Winter Is Near...)
Last night was a long night. A. Very. Long. Night.
What little sleep came to me is due to a noctunal visitor. Mr. Cricket is the harbinger of sleeplessness in my house. He was out there all night chirping his little heart away through a bullhorn directly through my window. Every year his arrival announces the begining of fall... and the war with crickets.
With winter swiftly approaching, I need to find some way of battling these noisy bastards.
This single evil visitor must have been a scout. It always begins with one. Soon they'll be taking over the entire house. Last year one of my roomies had Tasha the Husky, aka Secret Agent Doogie Schnauzer, the Cricket-Slayer. Well, at least the cricket eater. The new roomie has a large chocolate lab, but he just looks longingly at them and cries a little. Not a very good gaurd/attack dog. He isn't going to be much of a help.
More updates to come.
Here is the culprit. If you happen to see this particular cricket, eliminate with extreme prejudice.
What little sleep came to me is due to a noctunal visitor. Mr. Cricket is the harbinger of sleeplessness in my house. He was out there all night chirping his little heart away through a bullhorn directly through my window. Every year his arrival announces the begining of fall... and the war with crickets.
With winter swiftly approaching, I need to find some way of battling these noisy bastards.
This single evil visitor must have been a scout. It always begins with one. Soon they'll be taking over the entire house. Last year one of my roomies had Tasha the Husky, aka Secret Agent Doogie Schnauzer, the Cricket-Slayer. Well, at least the cricket eater. The new roomie has a large chocolate lab, but he just looks longingly at them and cries a little. Not a very good gaurd/attack dog. He isn't going to be much of a help.
More updates to come.
Here is the culprit. If you happen to see this particular cricket, eliminate with extreme prejudice.
9.05.2010
I love this tree.
Just a quick post to let people know I'm not actually dead. Yet.
Oh, and I love this tree. If I ever move, it's coming with.
And on a completely unrelated note, here's 2 more pictures. One is a staircase by my friend's apartment, the other is a strange empty lot by his appartment. Just thought they were interesting.
Oh, and I love this tree. If I ever move, it's coming with.
And on a completely unrelated note, here's 2 more pictures. One is a staircase by my friend's apartment, the other is a strange empty lot by his appartment. Just thought they were interesting.
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